# Press release

*Draft. The date and the launch line need filling in before this goes out —
see the note at the bottom.*

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**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

## *Piggy Smash! Get Paid!* turns rent day into something you can hit with a hammer

**Free-to-start arcade smasher arrives on iOS and Android with one $1.99 unlock,
no ads, and bills written for the job you actually have**

*[CITY] — [DATE]* — Pour Investments LLC today released **Piggy Smash! Get
Paid!**, a cozy arcade game about the least cozy subject there is: the bill
that just arrived.

Each run drops the player at a kitchen table covered in piggy banks. Aim, charge,
swing — ceramic cracks, wood splinters, ice shatters, coins go everywhere. Ninety
seconds later the run ends and the actual game begins: the coins just earned can
buy an upgrade that makes tomorrow better, or pay the bill that is due today.
They cannot do both.

Miss a due date and the Collector starts skimming a share of every run until the
debt is settled. Ignore him long enough and the player is evicted and starts over.

"Everyone knows the specific feeling of watching a due date get closer," said
Vladimir Potiyevskiy of Pour Investments LLC. "I wanted a game where you can pick
up a hammer about it."

The bills themselves are personalised. Players name their real job, and the game
writes its bills in that world's language — on iPhones with Apple Intelligence,
generated on-device by the local model, so nothing about the player ever leaves
the phone. On every other device, a handwritten set does the same job.

*Piggy Smash! Get Paid!* is free to start. A single $1.99 purchase unlocks the
full game permanently. There are no ads, no timers, no energy meters and no coin
packs, and the game collects no player data at all.

Beyond the first chapter the game opens into four upgrade trees, a rack of
hammers, piggy banks that stop breaking in one hit, world events that rewrite the
economy, apartment decorating, and a full prestige — Move Out — that trades
everything for a permanent Credit Score.

**Piggy Smash! Get Paid!** is available on the App Store and Google Play.
Press kit, screenshots and video: https://piggiesmash.com/press.html

### About Pour Investments LLC

Pour Investments LLC is an independent studio. *Piggy Smash! Get Paid!* is built
without third-party code on iOS, with hand-drawn art and custom sound throughout.

**Press contact:** grt.feedback@pm.me
**Website:** https://piggiesmash.com

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